ARod Admits to Using Brylcreem

Another ARod bombshell has hitthe Yankees just as they come to town to play the Red Sox, as Call of the Green Monsterconfronted ARod with the accusation that the star uses Brylcreem to maintain is hair.
            “I do and I’m proud of it,” ARod confirmed.  “It gives me that little extra bounce I love. I will also be the first to go on record as saying that the legend is true: a little dab really will do ya’.”  His teammates tried to hide their embarrassment, but several players admitted to COTGM that they frequently see ARod putting a little dab of white substance into his hair.
           “He’s must be the only human being—and I use that term loosely--on earth still using that stuff,” Derek Jeter said.  “We don’t need this.  All weekend those fans are going to be wearing Madonna masks and ripping out every Madonna and Kabballah bit there is.  It's gonna be merciless. Can we please get rid of this clown and just play baseball?”
           Meanwhile ARod could be seen prancing through the field at Fenway, singing the Brylcreem theme song.  Jason Varitek smiled wickedly as he watched.  “Oh, is it going to be a tough weekend for him.  Brylcreem boy might have to get paid back for Chamberlain throwing at Youk.  And wait ‘till the fans get to him.  Tears are a definite possibility.

 bill@callofthegreenmonster.com

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