Representatives of Aryan Nation held a press conference yesterday during which they called for the management of WEEI to return the Dennis and Callahan show to the airwaves immediately.
“Of course we can still hear Red Sox talk in the morning on WEEI,” said an emotional representative, “but without Brother Callahan and Brother Dennis’s special way of blending that talk with their particular blend of hatred directed at minorities, women, and anyone who doesn’t see the world with the same narrow vision they do, something’s missing.” He paused for moment to compose himself, and gently wipe the tears from his eyes.
“We beg Brother Callahan and Brother Dennis to take a little less money so that they can continue to spew the kind cruel and hateful humor that warms our hearts, puts a big smile on our face every day, and makes the world a little more divided,” he said. “We’re willing to burn a cross on the lawn of WEEI, whatever it takes. Brother Callahan and Brother Dennis have a gift. Hatred and anger like that doesn’t come along every day—it’s special. Bring them back!”